Don't Be That Asshole

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Ass Over Teakettle
Pratfalling down the income ladder.
Nov 9, 2025
It's not the color of your collar.
Your occupation on the color wheel of safety.
Feb 9, 2025
This is not working: Drywall Supply (pt. 1?)
The grunt-work underworld, illuminated and illustrated.
Jan 27, 2025
Don't quit your day job kid.
If you don't like the weather, wait 15 mins.
Dec 15, 2024
Well, that was (un)expected?
People like drunks. Soap, not so much.
Nov 20, 2024
Irish Spring Soap
You smelled like bus stop hobo-sex, but for less than a dollar you could fix that.
Nov 17, 2024
I took the bait
A week of thinking, a day of drinking, and a moment of doubt.
Nov 15, 2024
Don't Be That Asshole
Don't Be That Asshole
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Don't Be That Asshole

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