Archive - Don't Be That Asshole

It's not the color of your collar.

Your occupation on the color wheel of safety.

Feb 9

January 2025

This is not working: Drywall Supply (pt. 1?)

The grunt-work underworld, illuminated and illustrated.

Jan 27

December 2024

Don't quit your day job kid.

If you don't like the weather, wait 15 mins.

Dec 15, 2024

November 2024

Well, that was (un)expected?

People like drunks. Soap, not so much.

Nov 20, 2024

Irish Spring Soap

You smelled like bus stop hobo-sex, but for less than a dollar you could fix that.

Nov 17, 2024

I took the bait

A week of thinking, a day of drinking, and a moment of doubt.

Nov 15, 2024

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